3 Doors Down again would be the unity message the country needs. forbes.com/sites/carliepo…

Lady Gaga’s whole outfit was 80 pairs of mitts and no one said shit.

Kill Shelter -worst possible destination for unwanted pets -best possible name for a new DMX album

The newest TIkTok craze has arrived ! globalnews.ca/news/7602224/c…

If the stock market is a casino why is it only open 9-5 ?

Working from home has ruined storm days. 2021 is all about power outages, come on power outages.

I thought that until just now.

Pandemics suck but “The UK Variants” is a half-decent band name

Obsession with Nazi Germany is just serial killer podcasts for men.

Me? Just living that good life.

The Royal Family: Hi. Our blood is actually better than yours and that’s why we deserve to live in a castle. The World: Yo did you hear the royal family is racist. That’s crazy!

I want to a host trivia night just so I can ask a room full of people: “who had a custom continental...................and an el dorado too ?”

4/20 means weed

Can we get “modified exhaust on mid-sized sedan” officially classified as a mental illness ?

#Cryptocurency is a conspiracy aimed at me losing sixty dollars

🎼if you like Pina coladas and Getting caught being gay🎼

8:45 am at work. A little Lick it Up on the Q. #Kiss #Itsonlyrightnow

Imagine starting a war at 70 years old? You’ll enter a code number to launch a missile but you won’t enter a visa number into Amazon.com

A right wing drag Queen named “Fringey Blogs”

November 24th already. Hard to believe there’s only 9 more weeks of Black Friday sales.