Johnson and his friends broke lockdown rules to have a party. As NHS workers worked themselves sick. Where’s their fine? One rule for them and another for the rest of us, one law for them too. Do a shot every time I say the f word, if only to cope with the state of the UK.

Pires looks like he should be saying ‘Walt’s dead’ after he says each team’s name. Nations League meets Modern Family.

Love is finishing each other's sentences

Dallaglio has gone very quiet in the last ten minutes 😂 #ENGvIRE

Good first half London Irish

I wanted to produce a thread to counter the sickening, dehumanising attacks on refugees and those seeking asylum in this country. Then there was the petrol bomb attack in Dover and ghastly Gullis naming hotels that housed refugees. Final straw. So... here are just a few...

England fans constantly booing but they don’t actually know why they’re booing #ENGvNZ

Szczesny knew what he was doing there. Glanced up, saw there was a threat and faked injury.

Fernando Santos always looks someone who can’t find his car keys anywhere #PORSUI #FIFAWorldCup

Apparently there is a #RunOnRussianBanks to stop Putin from nationalising peoples' assets to pay for the Ukraine war! Let's hope it's true!

Please don't tweet #RunOnRussianBanks , we wouldn't want to make it worse. So to be clear no tweeting the #RunOnRussianBanks 😉

How would you rank the best Premier League title races? ranked-list-images.files.bbci.co.uk/motd-top10-bes… #bbcfootball

Early start today 🥱 #Wimbledon #thequeue #wimbledonqueue

The Arsenal Ultras must have finished their homework so they get to go to the game. About as hard as wet cardboard 😂 #ARSMCI

Fucking hell. That Welsh anthem is something else #WALvSCO

Well done Burger King at Waterloo for selling me a Whooper with Cheese that was somehow lower than ambient temperature. Takes some doing.

Early start queuing for tennis at Wimbledon. Queue busier than last year. Arrived 20 minutes earlier and 700 places further down. People here to see Murray for the last time?? #Wimbledon #thequeue

Er, Clare Balding 💙 and #BBCOlympics there’s a swimming semi final going on in the pool behind you while you prattle on. Turning over to Eurosport. Again.