Execute him

If I ever get invited to the White House and I’m not served McDonald’s I’d be sad

Just got fartmogged at the office urinal

Black coffee ✅ Chapter of Israeli literature ✅ Run 10k ✅ Become the Goy your enemies think you are.

This is Carlos Ramirez after we watch any movie

Another Kengo Fujikawa 藤川健 harmless antic

Coherence (2013)

Death taxes and retarded liberal women making up scenarios to get mad at

It was a mostly peaceful Iranian warship. How could the navy do this

Coworker just caught me reading the Wikipedia page for ginger ale on the big monitor

Pulling infinite ball sack out of my fly like a clown’s handkerchief

Yeah the west is pretty exceptional and I benefit from American empire

Grocery stores should have showers so you can wash your ass, balls, and etc

The tip is solid

Everything I hear about these two is against my will

The Kreischerfication and Kelcefication of our society has been a disaster for the human race.

The Other Guys 2

Going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning

Chilie on mines please

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary