if u see me dating a controversially older woman with veiny hands and refers to me as “my dear” and “love” leave me TF alone i am EXACTLY where i want to be

they would know a thing or two abt that

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

in other news we are not surviving her girl kisser era with aubrey plaza

flip me over next

Happy Bette Porter Monday🥹

lethal

36 years ago, madonna released ‘like a prayer’ and the vatican banned it, iconic.

oh that reminds me of this edit i would cry over every other day omg this masterpiece

“i need to get up i have so much to do” hours later im still like this

BITCHHHH??????

the reason i stay up late is because i don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

saying “i don’t want to be here anymore” and letting my coworkers wonder if i mean the office or earth

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how you’re doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing

👊👊👊

especially when you get an entire season of this!

oh my god, THREESOME WHEN???