how on earth is christina milian 43 she looks less than 30. she’s absolutely stunning

my ego has been so high this week after discovering half my work colleagues have discussed whether my tits will be out for the xmas party cos they enjoyed it so much last year and that my work besties both had a crush on my when i first started 😭

me with members with their @ blueyonder email like who tf is blue yonder?

what sites in the US can you use to get perfume dupes? in the uk we have a few and i refuse to buy the real ones anymore 😅

mind blown with the amount of deodorant scents the US has. my wife is asking me to pick things like this, shampoo etc and i’m like do i want to smell like sugar cookie or lavender or gingerbread

i started joining some fb groups for uk folk in the us and they’re so obsessed with the royal family that any shit talk you’ll automatically be removed 😭 can tell this is for boomers

just wanna finish work and play sally’s spa and watch lost

look at me doing adult admin by transferring all of my photos onto my hard drive

as much as i’m excited to be with jess it’s a god awful shame this is the america im moving to

passive suicidal ideation is so funny bc suicide becomes ur default answer to everything like you go damn i should have cropped that picture better before posting it and your brain goes guess what you should do about this

This. A thousand times this.

i had my last therapy session in the uk today, felt good. gonna miss calling my dad a cunt with claire though

need to introduce drum and bass to more americans because the way the shuttle driver was feeling backbone by chase and status & stormzy was like she was just introduced to sound

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2025 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕