i’m crying they dropped red pill bonnie blue

And there we have it, the worst Thursday of all time

Season 1 of Prison Break was generational

This what y’all need to be posting on my timeline not porn.

I just paid $400 for my daughter’s speech therapy AFTER INSURANCE, and still owe $366. I shoulda just let her keep talking like Daffy Duck

everything would stop spinning if i saw £53 for my Uber

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

The Chinese. They will hunt it and kill it for erectile dysfunction soup.

Ngga looks like the ice age baby grown up

same plane from Madagascar 2

The magnet sound when you closed it?? 🥺😍

Smoke your weed man. I'm sober and still thought the pipe was Rafiki 😭

I don't understand what a 37 and 23 year old have in common to bond over and develop a connection with each other

bro lives in the truman show

This is so fucking funny

Funny how when the World Cup was in Qatar, we were told "respect the local culture." But when it's held in a Western country, the favor is not returned.

TV Licence man just been at my door. He said, "Have you got a TV?" I said "No" He said ,"You must have, you have an aerial on the roof!" I said, "I've got milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a fucking cow in the garden!"

I sleep good at night knowing this joke will never die.

I think you mean "whales"

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!