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Just an amoeboid, gone BADD!! 😎

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Q: I prefer my four-legged friends to most of my two-legged friends. A: WTF?! All of us have four legs! Do I have to crawl on my hands & knees to be your friend???

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Q: This company is gonna pay you 1¢ for every one of the 12000 parcels that will come into this place. How much money will you make in 1 day? A: $120. Nope, $12. HUH?

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Q: my co_worker just recommended that I view this film. FUBAR: Headbangers Terry and Dean explore the depths of friendship, and the art and science of drinking beer like a man. A: Mmkay.

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Q: I really believe that the Collective Consciousness doesn't know what the hell is going on right now, so let's just fuck this shit and fuck y'all! A: Woo Hoo, motherfuckers!

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Q: Why The F*ck did I get an Automated Speed Enforcement ticket in a School Zone, at 3AM, when there are no children about? A: What about Zombie Children?