It’s a shame that these never won but dork ass Alex Edelman got one? Or is that because it was the “us” who voted for his special, “just for us” .

Today is Rosemary Harris’ 97th birthday!

I literally don’t know how I would function today if I haven’t started Comedy. 3 years producing shows and going on 4 years doing it. #Avril14th by #AphexTwin #befunnyyouho

People unironically listening to The Fray is the funniest shit to me.

Some people take shrooms to recharge. I listen to Dirty Mind by Prince 5 times in a row .

Goodbye Summer, thank you for letting me cry at a bunch of concerts, and take my son to Deli’s.

It’s annoying that folks are trying to hold Chappell Roan more accountable THAN ACTUAL POLITICIANS OR POLITICAL COMMENTATORS. Artist do not control shit but their art. Meanwhile genocidal maniacs and convicted r apist are running for office .

Zack Fox says the world needs to to be more cartoony 🦹‍♂️ #ThatsDeep

I hit R1 so quick when this came up.

Elon is the biggest fucking dork. #ElonGotHairPlugs .

My son telling me I’m so good at a game that I should stream myself playing it might be the nicest thing Gen Alpha can tell anyone.

I been missing this band a lot more lately.

The Work Site

My only goal in comedy is to make people laugh and sell them on conspiracy theories. But if comedy don’t work out it’s good to know I can have a job in politics with the same aspirations.

Trump getting ready to deport the same mexicans that voted for him

white people when eggs go up in price by $0.45

Republicans act all tough and mighty but let’s not forget that this performance sent them into a satanic panic