this is how it feels to be sick and very congested

you’re 25! you’re not running out of time! it has only just begun! except for me. i am 25 in a far more “it’s all over” way

addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard

oh so just because I made several purchases money gets deducted from my bank account?

Bro said this while posting the most raw gif of daft punk I've ever seen

My bf is asleep next to me and im silently crying laughing at this gif

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

new neighbor learns what its like to live next to me

hello sharks today I am seeking a way out besides through

i would be so annoyed if i got reaped for the hunger games like ohhhhh my godddd all those fucking names in that bowl and mine got picked. and now i gotta go die on tv. just irritating as hell

If someone make me watch ELF ever again Im crashing the whip at full speed

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

the only bright spot in the world right now is that burnt-out Gen Z and Millennials finally make up the majority of the workforce, I just called tech support for my router and was told “girl I for real think it’s cooked”

calling into work shy

I'm definitely the person you meet through other people, I'm not outside enough for you to stumble upon me.

HAHAH 😂😂 GET IT BOYS 😂😂 GIRLS ARE DUMB 😂😂🤣😂😂😂

why was i suicidal in high school just relax

favorite coworkers left early so i’m exchanging gossip with the IT department idgaf

Remote workers getting ready for their one day in the office