Realistically, I wonder how much stuff I could actually fit up my ass #latenightdoomthoughts

Tired of the bullshit Super Bowl logo “theory”. It’s fucking dragged, annoying, and a waste of resources. Let’s stop over analyzing everything and start analyzing some bitches. #doom #PISSED

Multiple sources tell Doom that Paul George was taking Ketamine. #PeptideP

AFC with another embarrassing performance against the superior conference. #balls #sack

I am fucking fucking pissed. Wemby only player not selling his team. Everyone else on World should be ashamed. #wetdiaper

They’re gonna finger each other so aggressively in the locker room 😂 #goldmedal

Dem Canadiens think they Diggs #poutine #maple

Who is a bigger pussy… “Podz” or Chet? Honestly I’m voting for Podz I wanna stomp his teeth in

Mason Drumlee #gospursgo #leakybutt

Texting everyone I know “I busted already” #freak

Whole exit row to myself. #fap

Just got splashed very hard on a pee. Big urethra problems. Ugh

First things first - Wemby easy unanimous DPOY. Don’t necessarily think he’s the MVP currently but can definitely see him getting it if the spurs take the 1 seed. We will see. #gsg

Feel like a girl sharting is way more detrimental than it is perceived. Them panties be thin as shit poop prob down the leg and on the floor within seconds😂😂

Why does Tiger Woods not have a private driver.

Feel like a sauced and tossed chicken tender from Dairy Queen right now. #chicken

where is lebrons dad someone is just walking around with mythical meat

Doom fan meetup at the Chick fil a in the Charlotte airport at 8:15!!!!

SGA just shot 25 free throws