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A occidendent (i als catalana ni t'ho explico!) ens encanta la Primavera àrab, el Maidan, i els palestins. Després quan empesos pels seus líders que es pensen que "el món els mira" els maten com a conills nosaltres ja estem saciant-nos de "superioritat moral" a un altre banda.

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop. I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time: - My health is unchanged - I’m less happy - My one source of joy is gone Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

On sigui i quan sigui, Joan Laporta Estruch se la treu.

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

I ordered a burger at a bar yesterday. Waitress asked if I wanted fries, I said no. A woman, ~ 80, shouted across the bar, "I'll take them." 20 min later the food arrives and she yells, "Remember, those are mine," and scooped them off the plate. I have nothing but respect.

Muy indies todos hasta que suena Sonia y Selena.

How to keep the seat next to you empty

I don’t care what anybody says. This is brilliant.

Apple is crushing the ad businesses of a bunch of its biggest competitors while simultaneously spinning up its own massive ad business, and the takeaway most people have is, “Apple really cares about my privacy.” Incredible work from their marketing and PR teams.

Els comentaris ahahahaha

Si hombre Lewandowski x.com/ElasticasK/sta…

Passa que volien passar la vida vivint de ser independentistes i ara la gent els hi demana la independència.

Lo de los dos niños, uno con el violín y el otro con el tambor, es un puto escándalo.

Monthly global temperature anomalies, 1880-2021 Source: NASA svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/4975

Y en 6 meses se apaga... 💔

Es de puta coña. Mestalla va a estar más partidos con una grada cerrada por meterse con Vinicius que el Espanyol por bajar a pegar a unos jugadores.

Va a pagar más multa económica una sola persona por llamar "mono" a Vinicius que el Espanyol porque bajarán más de 200 personas a pegar a un equipo rival.