i’m having a Donell Jones binge listening session and wow, he just got it.

Men that get jealous of women who have things come to them with ease instead of embracing it & using it for their benefit are fcking idiots. That was your teammate you fool.

COME OUT OF LESBIANISM. COME OUT OF HOMO-SEXU-ALITY.

My baby got student of the month!

and all of the atlanta housewives are working overtime to look like variations of her 😭 especially last season.

Imagine you take a job you don't need to support your family bc your brothers refuse to get a job and then you almost get burned alive and then all of society just incessantly makes fun of your trauma for the rest of your life while also asking you to moonwalk every 5 seconds...

Don’t give my dck away she ain’t gon eat it like I do anyway

LMFAOOO NO WAY 💀

I literally be having to skip this part bc why ruin a banger with that lmfaoooo 😭

why am i always met with extra argumentative ass men when im the complete opposite

Why am I pissed off @ 8AM?? Yeah it’s time for a new job lmao

I really should call out and enjoy my cinco de Mayo like I was gon do in the first place 😭

Beltline Kevin

OH FUCK YOU 😭

What about Chris Brown’s discography in the last 10 years gave that this new album would be worth a damn??

Omg stfu

I mean they ain’t totally wrong though lmao

$50+ for gas and the tank don’t even be empty. Will be riding dick to work until further notice.

Not working through another pandemic, I know that damn much 😭

I know it’s just jokes but the disregard some of y’all have for human life is a little concerning. Obviously the people on that boat should be quarantined for everyone’s safety, but suggesting that the boat should be sank or blown up is taking shit a little too far.