So didn’t think the first thing I’d see on getting to Amsterdam, was a fish stall in the street market getting bombarded by a flock of hungry herons! Feral city central herons? I love it here.

The Slow Club Christmas shows Union Chapel London were such things of beauty! A Self Esteem one would be transcendent! 🙏🫠🥹

Bugsy Malone Alexandra Palace is a triumph. The production is astounding, singing stunning and it showcases great young talent. But THE CHOREOGRAPHY!?! Some of the best choreography I’ve ever seen. Such a great Christmas show if you can get a ticket.

The best meal of the year. If you don’t agree then you just need me to cook it for you… Merry Christmas! 🦃🌲🥂

I’ve had a shit run up to Christmas, but Bruno Tonioli’s mad, camp karaoke bit on #ChristmasStrictly is the biggest laugh I’ve had in a week. Absolutely howling right now 😂🕺☠️

Perfection

This was literal perfect festive TV, an absolute delight! Can’t wait to book in for my Christmas present of pottery classes in the new year. If I ever make something even half as good as James Fleet’s canal scene I will be beside myself. #PotteryThrowdown

my top theatre of 2022: - when kieran said “parting gift” on the traitors - when tom said “she’s not a traitor she’s my girlfriend” on the traitors - when amanda talked about the welsh flag on the traitors - when maddy calling meryl dodgy at the roundtable on the traitors (1/3)

Right 2022, you can officially do one! This has been a hard year, saving the worst til last & going out with a real sting in the tail! But New Years can be about new starts, time to regroup & come back stronger and happier. So 2023 I’ve got my eye on, don’t let me down!

Do yourself a favour and watch this tonight. Don’t ask how I know it’s amazing. It just is and you will THANK ME! I literally can’t think of a better binge to start 2023 with!

Thank the kiln gods! No better antidote for the bluest of blue Mondays than catching up on #PotteryThrowdown, nothing quite fills my heart with such pure joy. Can’t wait to book my Christmas present pottery course asap.

roman roy as this year’s best picture nominees 1. Banshees of Inisherin

They’re back! Sick puppy Roman & his true love Gerri are back! Sporus & Nero are back! Shiv & her power suits are back! Kendall & whatever his whole deal is are back! LOGAN FUCKING ROY IS BACK. Bring on March 26 and let the games begin. 😭😭😭

“Who’s going to look after those two littlest girls?” “There’s a grandmother” we are GONE 😭😭😭 #HappyValley

Oh god it was just SO GOOD! Scripted, plotted, performed, designed, shot to PERFECTION. Couldn’t have asked for a better ending. #HappyValley

Happy #Succession Eve to all who celebrate. One more sleep until I get my favourite bunch of narcissistic, sociopathic, daddy (in law) issue riddled bunch of cringe fail billionaires back and I am VIBRATING with excitement!

#Succession returns in three hours.

Every show that will be competing against SUCCESSION in literally any category at this year’s Emmys after watching this episode: #Succession #SuccessionHBO

This damn show is GOD TIER