When I first got my car I would take dates to a lookout point. Cuz there's nothing like not finding the clitoris with a good view.

Tonight! With KASEEM BENTLEY Flat Eartha Kitt @Emmamhaney @gabbypoccia @KRASNEROCALYPSE Overton Cleric

Denying white privilege is like being 1st in Mario Kart and complaining that you don't get stars and golden mushrooms.

check out the duck pond by lake merrit at night if you wanna hang out with some really fun raccoons and rats

This NLCS matchup is like a microcosm of the DNC Presidential race, a plucky windswept underdog vs. a team sponsored that is by CitiBank.

Overton Cleric: game: how long can i hide in the bathroom from my family without my mom asking if i have diarrhea?

THIS FRIDAY AT @sflostweekend 👔 💯 🍆VEEPS IN THE CAVE. COME ON OUT! tix: lwvpsofcomedy.eventbrite.com

It's not that I LIKE spending money frivolously, it's just that I feel incomplete if I don't.

Last night we learned: cunt comes from word for "cone-shaped" Thanks for doing the show/teaching us @audgep0dge_

Thanks to #LisaMaeFincannon #casting for making me part of Vice Principals #TVShow, can't wait to meet Kenny Powers Fanclub Danny McBride HBO 😁

i dont tell jokes about the birds and the bees, but i do tell jokes about birds and bees separately

Friday 11/27 we got Jesse Fernandez headlining! Come on down to the basement next week! tix lwvpsofcomedy.eventbrite.com

I like Bernie Sanders bc he's gonna break up the banks and he pronounces it "marijuaner"

i can say the c word cause im half woman on my mothers side

FRIDAY 1/22! We're part of #SFSketchfest with an awesome lineup incl Steven Wilber tix: sched.co/4jEX

COME PARTY WITH US THIS FRIDAY. ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY. #SFsketchfest TICKETS @ sched.co/4jEX

My debut album #OpinionCave is available now wherever you download your comedy albums from. Grab your copy today!

Maybe men would think periods are funny if I called it "diarrhea-ing blood out of my pussy"

THIS FRIDAY is the LAST veeps @sflostweekend COME TO IT tix: goo.gl/zX3Pte