Who saw number 15 fall off the stage???? #UCLFinal

Poor lad. 😂😂😂😂 x.com/benjaminryan/s…

#NorthernRail with a masterclass in crisis management. NWT News Ed: Will someone please come on BBC North West live tonight to explain what's happening? Northern Press Office: No NWT News Ed: How about Monday? Northern Press Office: You can ask if you like. But it'll still be no.

Best picture of the day #TroopingtheColour #RAF100

Whoops. #ARGCRO

Someone's going to get a few death threats. 😭 #ARG

My favourite classical pairing is #BruschettaAndBoursin. Which would you choose? Boursin UK

Today I was waiting for a train at Salford Crescent. Twice there was some words in a language which was probably Chinese or Korean, followed by a song that would not have sounded amiss in N Korea. Very very odd

Why do the same people always have the dramalama stories to tell us about online. #pantsonfire #kleeky

Highlight of the BBC news. Seeing the cat on downing Street waiting to be let in. 🐱

My first post in ages. Any chance we can make the band at England matches disappear??? Irritating.

Just finished Mum on iplayer, ready for new series. Cried like a baby. So good

Silent witness on catch up. What. A. Load. Of. Guff... Yet I still watch

Nikki has nearly died at least 3 times this season. Ffs

After being trapped in a coffin. Ffs

Easily work out the date of Shrove Tuesday by reciting the following: Remember, remember the Tuesday 47 days before the Sunday on or after the first full moon following the vernal equinox. 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀

Definite nod to "buttery biscuit base on masterchuff. 😂😂😎😎😎

Oh Freddie Flintoff. You are a handsome boy.