How did Rihanna die?

Mitch Hedberg X Nate Bargatze

I prefer uh

Geeeeeeeeeeze

Sweetwater

god they’re playing coldplay the scientist at this goodwill do they want me to end my whole shit???

@LifeHacksAreBad

I need a fan that blows just on my body and avoids my face and ears

I’m like a fat kid at a buffet.. imma always get my money worth

I have my mom's last name 🤷🏽‍♂️ last names seem to be optional

I have a really important take and it’s that you should never under any circumstances listen to an album on shuffle

#31daysofhorror #31daysofHalloween

Emo vibezzzzz

So unfair that boomers got to the cool band names first and now everyone has to name their bands after common household items

Too cool for school

I quit my job today and here's why: my job hasn't been paying me my full checks so I called payroll and they tried to tell me that I'm wrong. So I ask for copies of my check stubs so that I could look into it myself the dude gave me a giant attitude. So naturally, I quit.

A_Milli - Lil_Wayne.mp3