Feels like this week I woke up in 2069

And the absolute dumbest fucking part of this entire ordeal. The effective tariff rate we paid the rest of the world was 2% in January 2025. It will be 6% by tomorrow. We took a completely imaginary problem (that countries were unfairly tariffing us), and turned it into an

Is he terminally ill? Erratic behaviour

If only they would have arrest him when they could

Morning routine

MAGA FAFO

Maybe Maccas will do the trick

Australian voters are unlike any others in the world. #australiavotes #ElectionDay #auspol

#Auspol2025

My understanding of the Trump-Musk conflict: 1. Musk considers that he bought Trump's presidency & that Trump should behave as his obedient servant. 2. Trump acknowledges that Musk bought him & allowed dozens of regulatory concerns to lapse & $20 billion of gov contracts. /1

Regrets

Next thing you know, Jetstar Airways will be weighting you before boarding. Awful service, not even cheaper to justify the inconveniences #neveragain

Lorikeet: you saved me, now here’s my entire contact list.

Sometimes the ending is the best part.

Grok regular users

A prenup that reads as the most expensive dowry

BREAKING: MADURO WAS ARRESTED BEFORE A SINGLE PERSON IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

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