Nothing says ‘I’m a daring risk taker’ like eating croissants in bed 🥐

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As if receiving my second COVID vaccine wasn’t enough, they mistook me as under 30 at the vaccine clinic! 💉 (I’m almost 36!) 😎

Just went in a supermarket for the first time in 14 months!! 🎉 Celebrating with a proper supermarket baguette, how I’ve missed them 🥖

As a fan of Eurovision & (albeit less so) American country music I can get behind this 💯 I hope it’s like the late night freeview country music channels but with more glitter!

I voted for Iceland & Italy so happy with the result! #Eurovision

It’s June next week & I’ve just ordered some more thermals 🥶

Bought a copy of Josie & the Pussycats last week, completing the god tier of my 00s teen film collection aka the best genre

Is there a German word for that specific type of inadequacy you feel on discovering a much more senior colleague is your age or younger?

Another year of me completely missing Bake Off because I’m too busy googling where Prue gets her necklaces

Really sad to hear Indietracks Festival is over. I’ve only got a couple of photos from it on my phone but this one still makes me laugh & sums it up, particularly as it was taken through the window of the booze train #IndietracksMemories

Excited to have ventilebrewco brewery tap open today less than 5 minutes walk from our house, can’t wait to go back! 🍻🍻

I’m on strike this week (my first strike!) with UCU fighting against casualisation, unmanageable workloads, low & unequal pay. It’s normal in academia to work weekends (no overtime pay) & very few people have permanent contracts.

At a gig for the first time since forever. Pleased to see the knock off T-shirt trade outside the venue hasn’t been affected by COVID but they have card machines now(!). What a world!

Just gave directions to Manchester Punk Festival to Paddy Considine, as you do

Give me the confidence of a man who took up a hobby in lockdown then enters a reality TV competition to be declared the best!!

Who else is watching the Eurovision film in preparation for tomorrow? 🥳

I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve broken my personal laundry record & done 7 washes in the past 2 days. Finally run out of things to wash! 🧺 #Heatwave

A woman sat next to me in the theatre tonight who removed her shoes AND socks & gave herself a vigorous barefoot massage for two hours 🤮🤢😬 😷 This is why I don’t like other people!

Finland were robbed! #Eurovision2023