conversations in a bar, gmgm

the location vs. the shot

‘MORTAL KOMBAT 12’ is releasing this year.

when pink is the highlight

Cocaine Bear. Wild.

When your broke ass finds out your doctor drives a maserati

WHAT

Moments of Silence

My dog is feeling better, I offically finished my training, and two credit cards are paid off. Two more to go. I can be a little sane today.

12:11am #pixelart

My scrubs have finally came in the mail. I have pleased my Filipino ancestors.

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*Random guy walks into my clinic* Guy: hey how do you get to LA Fitness? Me: taking a second to map it out for him. Guy: Seriously dude you dont know? *Me looking at him mothafuckinly and proceeding to give him wrong directions on purpose*

Goddam im officially working 3 jobs 😭

LMFAOOO WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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in honor of 'Scooby Doo' turning 21 years old, here's a thread with all the adult jokes/deleted material that would've made the movie even better:

Interesting 🤔

Chicago! Ahead of our show on Friday, we're heading to Shuga Records to sign some vinyl and hang with you all at 11AM CT. We can't wait to see you! More info at the link in bio ❤️