Everybody does eventually. I can't name a single person who enjoys beheading dummies at dawn. I prefer noon. @IngeniousVixen

Winning the Game, of course. And on Sundays, we like to focus on becoming the arrogant assholes other Districts label us as. @IngeniousVixen

The notion that Sundays are peaceful is an illusion. I'm hungover; this is not peaceful /at all/.

I'm actually from Twelve, obviously. @IngeniousVixen

@AplombProbity // are u aw'ing at the tiny bABY AND NICK BC ME FUCKING TOO

It's a quiet Saturday. I don't like it.

*Casually flings a knife at whoever reads.*

My little girl won't stop screaming.

They'll survive. Belle Morais.

Plants can't feel. Belle Morais.

Plants don't have feelings, though. They aren't sobbing or dying from a day without it. I wouldn't worry. Belle Morais.

Have you ever heard a plant cry? Belle Morais.

... Right. Well, I suppose you could always apologize to them. Belle Morais.

I need a babysitted.

7 months. @IngeniousVixen

How old is your tiny human? @IngeniousVixen

That's very tiny. @IngeniousVixen

G’morning.

*Holds up child like in The Lion King.*