EU'S VESTAGER LAUNCHES DUOPOLY INVESTIGATION AGAINST FRANCE & GERMANY OVER TOPJOB COLLUSION #fantasyheadlines

Ursula's first job interview.

What has the EU ever done for us? Freedom of movement for Kitties! 😻 Thank you auntie trust Not Margrethe Vestager! dw.com/en/hello-kitty…

Dear Ursula von der Leyen and Frans Timmermans (not), Looking forward to our "bizarre love triangle" 👩‍👩‍👦 politico.eu/pro/ursula-von…

The best thing about my new portfolio: You can still call me #AuntieTrust. #vdLcommission #vdLTeam #teamUrsula

Me doing my #EPhearing2019

You like my new employees? 💅 👑 Feedback and requests welcome.

Can we have a #SingleSeat, please? Just invite Macron for a duel - you'll win easily.

They should've known I only like dark chocolate. politico.eu/article/eu-pro…

Always a pleasure to work with our midday minions ;-)

I had a bad hair day.

#DigitalEU, episode 9 "The saga will end, the story lives forever." Sound on; hat-doff Paddy Leerssen

Me and Margaritis Schinas much enjoyed masterchefgr 😋

"The President of the United States said that you disliked America more than any person he’d ever met. Have you spent much time with him?" Me: "I haven’t ever met him." newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/t…

I'm declaring Thierry Breton available. #Eurogroup

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As #AuntieTrust I approve of healthy EU Competition 🇪🇺 in knitting.