Blue Oyster mushroom, delicious and elegant

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My cat just jumped into my toilet while I was peeing and I started peeing on him

Russia unleashed “a massive rocket attack” involving over 80 missiles that hit critical infrastructure and residential buildings in 10 regions of Ukraine, the country’s president said. It is one of the largest such attack in weeks. apnews.com/article/ukrain…

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their

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Strippers from the Star Garden Topless Dive Bar in North Hollywood have unanimously won their union election, in a 17-0 vote, creating the first union of strippers in the United States in about a decade. cnn.it/3OFI2TF

Azealia Banks comments on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy’s rumored relationship: “Taylor, this guy is gonna give you scabies. He’s not on the level of powerful puss u worked HELLA hard to build.”

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The team behind 'Neopets' announce they are under new leadership and promise a “new era” for the browser-based game. Starting July 20, a new brand homepage will be launched, serving as a unified website for everything Neopets-related. The team also promises to repair site

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(for Steam players) get your Stardew Valley avatar frame: store.steampowered.com/points/shop/ap…

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artists, where do you print your stickers?

This clip is going around with the recent convos so I’ll address it. I was trying to get a massage from the physical therapist when Nina, an IRL streamer I’ve never met, pushed aside the therapist and started grabbing at my ass while I was already laid on the table - I felt

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