a relationship should be 50/50 i don't make sense when i speak and you have to guess wtf i meant

Beamish would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

people who don’t like Bounty’s think olives are gross, ask for their burger to come plain apart from the ketchup, and would make chicken breast wrapped in bacon if they ever got the chance to go on come dine with me. i said what i said!!!!

I need to go more gigs >:D

Baby shoes do-doo do do do do Baby shoes do-doo do do do do Baby shoes do-doo do do do do Never worn

2023 is 0% complete.

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

The phrase ' ..when you're ready' makes me irrationally angry at whoever says it,, like when did you think you were going to get the drink if you didn't say that? When I wasn't? How would that work

Google Maps but it has Fog of War for places you haven’t yet visited

I learned what the next qyt button does on the till I feel like Prometheus right now

Cocktail competitions ought to be on at 6pm earliest, they should know not to ask bartenders to get up before midday it's cruel

What even is blue raspberry, what's that about, how did it start

I am dangerously susceptible to upselling, you think I should buy that? Sure thing boss you're the expert here

Mad how you'll be taking a bus through the west and just casually look out the window to one of the most breathtaking views of your life

Every time I smell toast that i have no personal hand in creating I think I'm having a stroke

Forgive me spiders for you are Sisyphus, the boulder is your web and I am the one knocking it down the second its close to completion

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshis castle. Really makes you think