Every time I’m home on a rainy day I think of that scene in he died with a felafel in his hand where he moves to Melbourne

Always so disappointing when you get a negative RAT, I just wanted a little rest, just a week to step back from my stately responsibilities

Car dealership manager with DV allegations physiognomy

I just need 400 more followers to beat the mayor

Arrr!! The white whale reaped away me leg when I were patrollin the opium fields of Kandahar

Every time I ride down Drummond street I film it like guys have you seen this

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Jacinta Allen simply doesn’t have it. Very tragic. Hope you’re ready for a one term pesutto government in which all public works are halted and royal park is sold off as US nuclear testing facility

Oomfie needs to resume works on the Melbourne airport rail link

The internet has wrought such horrors on me that I accidentally just said “hey reddit” instead of “hey siri”

Every travel youtuber doing a video on the ghan or the indian pacific they’re spending the whole thing sighing and smiling through the pain like oh great another day. Another day in HELL

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It’s nice when your friends make you feel valued

I feel like the UK House of Commons needs a sorta scary cockney for speaker like This ‘ouse’ll come to fackin ordah

I need to invent some sort of device for flashing lime scooters and freeing them from the lime ecosystem and uncucking their speed limit. This is my cyberpunk fantasy and I will not apologise

Britain is not a serious country

Israel when someone suggests they might be violating human rights somewhat

It’ll never stop being funny the way right wingers talk about free speech constantly while also violently cracking down on protests. Drop the faux libertarian thing and just say you wanna say slurs it would be more respectable