I need to go for a walk and sit on a park bench at the top of a hill for a few hours after reading the adem somyurek “shorts are considered haram” tweet
My first end of lease clean was such a formative experience. We packed a car full of industrial bin bags and drove round Thornbury in the dead of the night dumping them in people’s wheelie bins, floodlights going off, dogs barking at us. Felt like we were breaking into the Louvre
Many moons ago after going to a Turkish barber who cut my hair way too short then started whacking my face with a wet towel (as is apparently tradition)
The broad categories of Melbourne comedy festival shows are: 1) Nanette 2) Autistic man on unicycle with several musical segments involving a keytar 3) Uhmmm are white people okay 🤨🎤 4) Hellloooo I’m shooort and I cahhn’t get any pussyyyy