If your company issues this laptop you don’t have to worry about layoffs.

Notice how bloated it got?

there's people on our team that go to bed at 9pm

correct, every ✌️996✌️company I've been in was actually 9-5: real work 5-7: eat soggy doordash in the office while pretending to work 7-10: socializing while getting work done for ~10 minutes of every hour 10-12+: literally just drinking beers and playing a stupid status game of

"The power to tax involves the power to destroy", quotes the 9th Circuit Court about the Apple Tax and its role as a weapon to block competition.

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Uncmaxxing > Looksmaxxing Brother, go to bed early Setup your tax structure Organize your closet Buy an expensive recliner Tell the waiter “we hated it” as you hand over your empty plate

i love that everyone got a robot that writes code for them, and existing apps i use haven’t gotten any better, and there’s no new cool apps that i’ve started using

microsoft moment

Seven agents voice to text no precommit hooks direct to prod

Friend at Microsoft says that some departments at the company still use Windows 10 because the hardware requirements for Windows 11 would require spending a bunch of money replacing computers for no real benefit.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell, 1984

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been

Powell summoning legions of bond traders to steepen the yield curve to Valhalla.

I should probably hoard this advice because societies and economies need hierarchies or whatever but I asked the woman who discovered glp drugs what her main career advice was and it was to pursue your actual curiosities and never ever be a manager

watching kathy hochul back zohran I am realizing andrew cuomo may go down as the best thing to have ever happened to NY. He created both the opportunity to take the governor’s seat and the mayor’s seat for unbought political outsiders. Thank you andrew for a progressive dynasty

The boy will grow up asking the machine before he asks his father. And the machine will be smarter than his father and kinder than his father and more patient than his father. And the father will feel useless and he will be right to feel it. But the boy will still need something