Jessica is the realest, baddest, most sound of mind and heart reality girly to ever hit the screen. Love her, obsessed, one in a million. Queen.

Can Netflix please explain to me how those two won Perfect Match after being together for a single episode over Stevan and Alara? Never watching that show ever again because of that.

Didn’t realize until today that I actually needed to see Jenna make out with Sabrina.

finally summer is over now i can really start dressing

It’s crazy to me that most of us started our first job making $7.25/hr and over 15+ years later we could be making $21/hr an STILL struggling to survive (most of us don’t even make that much but I’m being generous).

Post Malone is a fucking angel, protect him at all costs.

Random question for the fundamentalist church of later day saints scholars out there. If men achieve the highest level of godly/spiritual hierarchy based on how many wives they have… what does that mean for wives? What do the wives get for being 1 of x-amount of sister wives?

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you only speak in vowels.

I’ve seen Fight Club a million, trillion, zillion times but I also have ADHD and can’t focus so imagine my surprise when I saw flashes of Tyler Durdren while actually paying attention for once in the first 20 of the movie. I thought I was going insane.

The “Brittany is going to be expensive”… yet “I have money” truly sent me.

Do not touch Jason Kelce at any cost. Man is a treasure, fuck y’all.

Tweeting for the first time in over a month to express how disgusting of a human Nick is from The Ultimatum. Worst human ever. Okay, bye.

I still can’t believe that we didn’t even get a shot of Kevin Costner in a field or some shit in that last episode.

X is so gross now. So negative, so white supremacy-ish. So rude, so callus, so fake news-ish, so violent, so anti women. So rude to black people. So hateful. It used to be fun. Now it's disgusting.

It truly makes me sad that social media no longer “truly” exists. The natural order of person-to-person interaction, seeing posts in chronological order, zero advertising, discovery, before we lost a sense of COMMUNITY. TikTok was all we had left and now? I fucking hate it.

For the record, no one’s praising the orange devil for TikTok’s resurrection. We know it was a publicity stunt and sincerely, we’re just hoping it stays a freedom-of-speech platform that doesn’t shadowban real news or organic public/political information in real time.

Can’t wait to watch two of my least favorite teams battle it out tomorrow. Either the most annoying fan base wins or the most annoying, mediocre team wins. Please, as the lesser of two evils, make the Kansas City Swifties fall.

I’ll come to X with my full chest and confirm that I’ve been drowned with pro-Trump / MAGA propaganda non-stop since TikTok was “saved” and we’re all over it. We aren’t stupid. Throwing repulsive political ideology into my algorithm’s been hilarious but exhausting. Blocked.

😬

Alone.