It is not election day yet, shut up, go to bed.

Those pleas for sanity re: polls a couple months ago were real cute, btw. Great discipline on everybody's part.

Real "what's taters, precious??" energy from my dog today

Getting Y2K Bug vibes. All the smart people in the country banding together to fix a stupid problem that didn't seem like it'd be this bad when it first showed up.

This is pretty much the level of energy I've looked for on every dance floor I've been on and it's never happened 😭

Which Marvel movie is gonna be used to visually summarize the election results this time?

He's gonna pull the plug right in the middle of all of this and we're all going to go into shock

This one hurt me

Arms up, no handrails

Russia calling in bomb threats to polling places in liberal districts across the country should be bigger news right now. They’re interfering for Trump right in the open, right in front of our faces

Sighing so many different kinds of sighs right now

Our brains are not built for this

I cannot emphasize enough how disturbing it is that Fulton and Dekalb county voting precincts were targeted for bomb threats. These are the biggest, Blackest counties in Georgia. A quarter of the state's Black population between them.

You're telling me it's not even 8:00 yet??

I think I need to blink more

A lot of people need to let go of the idea that they're going to win over hearts and minds with the perfectly crafted insult.

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

Random but I always liked the idea that he was just randomly popping up like this for a few months and the scientists just kept on showing up every morning like it was an inconvenient haunting but not worth shutting anything down

10-year-old me sitting in the bathtub enjoying the acoustics

This is bad but I'm totally keeping that spreadsheet dig in my back pocket for some people that really need to hear it