Poetic justice.

Honest to god, Meghan McCain can just stfu. Lady, you are not invited to our party. Go on home.

The way I sobbed.

Never do anything half-assed. Words to live by.

Seriously. Bring this Super Special Secret Guest on. I want to go to sleep.

Protect me from who?

DO NOT tell the poets

Put this right into my veins.

I live in Orlando, FL. #Helene

One hundred. And seventy-five. mph. Yesterday, it was a tropical storm. But climate change isn’t real. 🫠

For anyone outside of FL or inexperienced with hurricanes, this is how unhelpful you look when you tweet shit like, “Get out now!” I-4 is a parking lot. Get out and do what? Go where? Yes, evacuate if it’s mandatory. But evacuating is no simple task. Please think practically.

The 5 am advisory is…sobering. I’m heartsick for Tampa and the gulf coast and getting a little nervous for us here in Orlando.

I'm begging reporters covering the declining birthrate to interview feminist scholars. Much of the coverage focuses on the tax policy, the election, & the rising cost of living generally. But there's very little focus on the lack of suitable partners & the threat of misogyny.

Early voting in Florida!