Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I keep getting the wooden ball!

Come on and drop off all your eggs for me. You don’t deserve them anyway.

Now that I have my date squared away for the Easter ball, everything is in order.

Happy Easter y’all

Hoppy Easter, every bunny!

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Almost ready for the Easter Ball. I’ll be fashionably late so everyone can get nice and happy before I come in and start depressing them!

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“I am Countess Crow, countess of the crows!” Countess Crow Member of Teenage Kix Supe with Avian Telepathy Influencer/Content Creator Publicly Team Homelander Privately not so sure Goth makeup tutorials/product endorsements #TheBoysRP Written by #EvilPen Follow/RT? 🐦‍⬛

“I pounced on this Starlighter scum right in my own neighborhood. Have fun in Freedom Camp!” Sheline Member of Teenage Kix Supe with Feline physiology/anatomy Influencer/Content Creator Insufferable flirt Team Homelander #TheBoysRP Written by #EvilPen Follow/RT? 🐈‍⬛

All dressed and ready for Crowchella. And it just so happens to be on #SeductiveSunday too!

“I can joke about death. It’s my defense mechanism.” Soleil Scarlett Investigative journalist writing under the pen name “Cyan” Murder suspect/potential victim Forced into being an amateur detective Femme fatale #ClueRP #CluedoRP Written by #EvilPen 🖊️ Follow/RT? 🩸

“It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.” Mrs. Ember Peacock Murder suspect/potential victim Widow Self made attorney Secretly writes herself into her clients’ wills #ClueRP #CluedoRP Written by #EvilPen 🖊️ Crossover friendly Follow/RT🦚

See you all on Friday for weekend 2 of #Crowchella!

Jessica Homelander (GB Event Parody) And I am Countess Crow. Countess of the Crows. The Corvus Queen. Mistress of the Murder. I will speak about her how I like! …if that’s okay, Sir.

They don’t give out Orders of Merlin for sports, but I’ll be the first.

A spring awakening.

When there’s chaos or there’s trouble, just call me. I’ll make it double.

#Crowchella weekend two! 🐦‍⬛

Weekend 2 of #Crowchella! Thank you, Countess Crow 🐦‍⬛!