Not what I expected to find in the local supermarket…. Wonder where the nearest camel dairy to Sydenham is…? And how on earth do you milk a camel without it kicking you in the face?!!

Why oh why in my head whenever I see a person with a full dog waste bag, do I recite in my head : “Bag O’Shite!” in a quasi-Scouse accent. For the love of Dog, please make it stop! Is it just me?

Applied for my daughter’s passport and zip card on the same day during half term … passport arrived today - well done His Majesty’s passport office! - TFL on the other hand haven’t sent anything. Who’d have thought! TFL , sort it out, the passport office is beating you.

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