Flirte mit attraktiver frau: „weisst du was apropinquare bedeutet😌?“

started playing stardew valley with my girlfriend cause i thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together but it turns out she has over 400 hours logged and is running our farm like the navy

I think it's important to keep a few pairs of underwear you hate like poison in the rotation

This is the emotion i convey whenever i type "ouggh..."

Is it lunch time yet?

wenn ich jemandem zutraue dass er das weiß dann ihm

Fuck my gluten free girlfriedn (avocado toast 😝😝)

trying really hard to not engage in drama

Sind 5 Minuten in Frankfurt am Halten und der Zug stoppt natürlich genauso das wir vor der Gruppe rechter Fussballfans halten und die vorm fenster rumfuchteln 😔

it’s crazy to think that i had a <1/100 chance of being transgender and it hit. this is why you should always gamble

Men yearn for the kindergarten

> am bodensee > toaster cosplayed als bombe > 😦