Me acaban de presentar a Chuck Norris. Le he dicho, "Hola, soy Dios". Y me ha contestado: "Eras".

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't rest in peace. Peace rests in Chuck Norris.

This paragraph by Richard Feynman hits so hard: “Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn’t matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough. Work as hard and as

6:49am: sudden spike in oil futures trading. no news. no announcement. nothing public. 7:05am: trump announces a pause on iran strikes. markets move. someone knew. 16 minutes early. $580 million in contracts. the corruption is staggering.

Iran War Announcements Link in comments...

Tomorrow, we launch. At sunset tonight, Artemis II waits on the pad, ready to carry astronauts potentially farther than any humans have traveled in more than half a century. The next era of exploration begins.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

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Don Tzu: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.

I try to stay out of culture wars, but this made me laugh... The woke left becoming a parody of itself 😂Notable & Quotable: “MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” wsj.com/opinion/notabl… a través de Wall Street Journal Opinion

Con lo lento que va el escrutinio en Perú, para cuando se sepa quién ganó ya lo destituyeron.

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

Yeahhh!!! 🤘🎸🙌 A Chicago Man’s 10,000 Concerts on Tape Are Becoming Digital History nytimes.com/2026/04/18/art…

Strait of Hormuz is Open! Strait of Hormuz is Closed! Open! Closed!

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as Christina H Koch is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those

Caminar por Buenos Aires un día de lluvia es jugar al Buscaminas: sabes que hay una baldosa trampa llena de agua, pero no sabes cuál.

Che, pero yo pensé que estábamos en ceisis... 🤔.... La Argentina de Milei está a punto de lograr algo no visto en 15 años: la economía va a registrar dos años seguidos de expansión y superávit share.google/KVkZZZ71xTs2Uj…