has anyone ever bare-backed it?

So was she

maybe somebody knifed my toilet paper or something

I sewed it myself! Out of Victorian vintage lace!

I’ll milk my own goats

it depends on who is tickling me

can I exchange it for that quill? my son has show and tell for the letter Q

that was a bad goulash

if I go first, I WILL haunt you that way

*heavy sigh* Wilson…

It’s a hOOt!

THE WAY THAT SHE CAN DEATH METAL SCREAM BUT THEN YOU CAN ALSO HEAR HER BELT??? MY GOD

*belts iron maiden*

music is what our feelings sound like

i’m part wood nymph

I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, “Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse.”

literally same.

i think maybe i was a shepherdess in a past life

I, for one, am tired of seeing movies about men damaging each other

I really do need to feel inspiration, otherwise I'm just happy planting perennials and making goat cheese