A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

#GoBolts come off the ice after 7-3 Game 1 win in Toronto. Victor Hedman leading welcoming line.

HAPPY TAURUS SEASON ♉️💕🥀

My daughter apparently submitted a handwritten cover letter and resume to the daycare attached to her school to apply for a job working with the toddlers. She said she has 8 years of experience. She's 8 years old.

Cooper on the potential of players leaving over the summer: “As much as you’re sad when guys leave, it’s pretty cool watching them have success.”

Vasilevskiy: "Glorious opportunity to finally rest and to prepare your mind and body for the next season properly, something we didn't have for the last few years. I'll take it as a great opportunity to get better for next year."

how I’m tryna be with the love of my life 🥰

Move like a friendly drug dealer meaning: be nice to neighbors, have one that you’ll do a favor for and that you’d accept a favor from, get cameras, keep a weapon. Don’t let nobody know where you live who shouldn’t know, also always keep a loved one aware if you leave for trips.

my seven-year-old nephew recently said to me, “I’m setting a timer for ten minutes, and when the timer goes off I’m going to quit playing on the phone and go read a book.” the kids are alright.

venusians take 'when you look good, you feel good' to another level

idk how I’m 25 when 15 year old me didn’t even think we’d make it to 16 but here i am ?? wild.

This how fems be when you first pick them up at the airport

Angus Cloud came into Euphoria with no acting experience and then effortlessly created the show’s most charming character. He had a long career ahead of him, but Fez alone will be an iconic character for generations. I hope he’s at peace now.

"i want you to meet this new person I'm talking to and i really like them, but pls be nice to them and don't immediately jump to attacking them" taurus, leo, capricorn:

I wish there were more average sized arms represented in mainstream media for women. My body dysmorphia has been going crazy because I feel like my arms need to be half the size they are currently? We’ve glamorized these skinny arms that, for most of us, can only be achieved if

Daily Loud Stories like this is why I carry Narcan everywhere I go. Never know when someone might need you to save their life.

I just watched Shakiras new music video El Jefe and she made the song for Lili Melgar (the nanny) who caught her ex husband cheating. When she told shakira her ex fired her + didn’t pay her so Shakira hired her again, paid her and gave her royalties to the song.. she’s SO real

"So my husband tells my son (who has autism) to run in and get a take-out menu from Sun Restaurant. They even practice it in the car beforehand. Then my son goes in and my husband is waiting…and waiting…and waiting…so finally decides to see what’s going on. What’s going on is