Don't f**k with me chef. #ForeverDecaf #WaiterLife

Had a table this afternoon address me as "Waiter" for the entire meal. In the eleventh hour 3 minutes shy of putting their jackets on; the lady who was cackling my profession choice as a name finally asks my name. My reply: Waiter, Waiter White 🤣🤣🤣 #WaiterLife #FakingBad

Hi, are you open today? (Wrong answers only)

Everything had to be shut down today by 8 p.m. 10 years I've been here good and bad, doubles and singles. Tonight is the night I have to walk out and everything may not be the same. Finding it really hard to leave right now. Stay safe and get back to work soon❤️ #WaiterLife

Venting Waiter Waiting tables post quarantine! youtube.com/watch?v=L5IPRJ…

You can sit on my front steps all you want but you better believe I'm not opening up that door until 12 #WaiterLife *good to be back

Venting Waiter Tips for going out to eat during a global health pandemic that all the Karens need to hear...youtube.com/watch?v=ao0Uas…

Saturday Vibes. GTFOH #WaiterLife #ServerProbs

Ain't nothing like that 10 minutes before I open the door, espresso, smoke and maybe some Bill Withers. My 10 minutes of Zen before its WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME! #WaiterLife #ServerProbs

This mask is really cramping my ability to snag a few fries, nonchalantly from the window. #WaiterLife #ServerProbs

Yummmm.... Y'all smell that? That's not defeat..... Oh no that's just the salad guys colon. #WaiterLife

Funny. The lady sitting here for the last 20 minutes, still with hat & jacket on who was self-proclaimed "not hungry in the least" just dislodged her jaw and swallowed the whole basket with the bread in it, a new born and a few Christmas ornaments. That's the spirit lady

Fun new game. Instead of saying sorry about whatever it is you're going to do anyway, how about turning that sorry into an additional 1% towards tip? #WaiterLife

I wish this woman understood how much I cannot tolerate her face.

I purposely tripped someone today. This Is The Year #WaiterLife #FarewellTour #Lifer

Ever heard somebody complain that wherever they go they get forgotten about and bad service? Do you think for a moment they ever stop to think that maybe they're just forgettable? 🤷‍♂️ #WaiterLife

Please Restaurant Gods bestow upon me the ABILITY TO NOT CARE #WaiterLife

What is it? Did everyone collectively decide they're going to split every entree and tip like shit? #GTFOH #SplitADick

Most days is just me hoping and wishing to myself that the first 12 people through the door ask me if we're open. #WaiterLife #OpenDoorPolicy