I should probably get some SLs going.

Dinner is served.

You offering dessert, love?

[Grins wide] And here I thought you wouldn’t be so willing.

TL has turned into a literal snooze fest.

And since when is it my job to entertain you? Melodramatic as usual.

— Reminder: DMs are always open for anyone interested in discussing a SL.

Blaming others for your poor temper as always I see.

“Of course. Next time our enemies attack I will ever so politely ask them to give me a chance to make a call to you before proceeding with whatever vengeful plan they had in mind. I’m sure they will be very understanding.” The note of sarcasm clear in his stern voice

Victims? Ha. You’ve mistaken me with one of the brainless bimbos you play around. As for the tormented part. You have in fact been a pain in my derrière for far too long already.

Ah, I will always have a thing for a certainty blonde.

Since no one worth my while is around I shall retrieve to my hiding place back in directs. Au revoir.

Let's play

Not my fault blondes all look so alluring.

[Is utterly perplexed] The Grinch has taken over my TL.

A talent you’ve mastered, may I add. And one you mercilessly use against the opposite sex.

#SeductiveSunday is certainly making this place so much more appealing.

A dream indeed. One you would never see to fruition. [A half grin creeps upon my features]

I’d like to see them try. If I were you, I wouldn’t get my hopes up.