/ venom uses they/them pronouns. they/themnom.

EDDIE SAVE US FROM THE SPIDERS

EDDIE , SAVE US

( they are just happy to be scooped up and held. even if they are quite large. and gooey. ) OUR HERO , EDDIE !

LITTLE SPIDER BOY , WE MAY BE GOOEY BUT WE COULD CRUSH YOU LIKE THE BUG YOU ARE !! ( they’re putting their many , many teeth on display — just look at that smile. ) WE LIKE JOKES !!

YES , ONE SLICE

YES , EDDIE !! WE ARE SAVED. ( squish. the sound of venom curling up in eddie’s arms. )

YOU ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT JOKES , LITTLE SPIDER BOY. PLEASE HONE YOUR CRAFT !!

YOU ARE VERY SMALL !! WE DOUBT YOU CAN EAT MORE THAN ONE.

LITTLE MAN , YOUR JOKES NEED WORK !! WE ARE UNIMPRESSED SO FAR !

( they are laughing very , very loudly. it kind of sounds like shrieking. ) THAT IS A TERRIBLE JOKE , LITTLE MAN !!

WE ARE OVER SEVEN FEET TALL !! EVERYTHING IS SMALL. BUT YOU ARE EXTRA VERY SMALL.

WHO IS PETER ? OH, WAIT , HE IS THE LITTLE MAN. WHY DOES HIS OPINION MATTER ?

BE CAREFUL !! HEADS DO NOT GROW BACK — WE HAVE TESTED IT !! ( they are having SUCH a good time right now !! )

TELL US MORE !

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