“nice guys” everyone. soak all the misogyny and creepiness in

“i NEVER said i was nice” virgo, cancer, taurus & aries placements

Parents: “don’t act up” A little kid:

Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.

TRAUMA RESPONSES that you probably didn’t know are trauma responses THREAD 🧵: 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

i hate dating people with relationship ptsd, i’m not your ex 😭 my intentions are pure.

Even Jesus got up after three days

Lizzo's ancestors don't play. First Kevin Samuels and now Aries Spears. WHEW

Men do you dirty and don’t speak to you for 3 years. Then you get on Instagram one day and see they followed you and started liking all your photos 😂

Meghan Markle when Beyoncé texted to check on her. #HarryandMeganNetflix

I know that look. He already thinking about what he finna eat when he get home.

Learning that they was fuccin in between breaks on their nickelodeon show is nuts-

Men will stand IN FRONT OF YOU and lie about how tall they are.

krang from tmnt inside there driving him

I’ve always loved Austin Abrams in everything I’ve seen him in, but god I’m so glad he was in Weapons. He’s so effortlessly funny and expressive. The man deserves his flowers! Put him in more things.