"I hate pedophiles. So, I'm not one those." x.com/redhoodisms/st…

"It's called growing a beard. I'm not old, for christ's sake.." x.com/redhoodisms/st…

"How old are you?" x.com/ttkitten/statu…

"I'm. Not. /Lying/. I'm ex-military, Todd. I'm allowed to have a little facial hair." x.com/redhoodisms/st…

"Puh-lease. I have a chance with you. I know how to romance a woman, such as yourself." x.com/ttkitten/statu…

"All were legal." x.com/redhoodisms/st…

"Only because you knew they were. You're only here because you want attention." x.com/redhoodisms/st…

"I know how to be 'high class'. I have a tuxedo hanging in my closet." x.com/ttkitten/statu…

"You have nothing to expose. Good luck, with that." x.com/redhoodisms/st…

Maybe if you'd see me in a tux, you'd change your mind." x.com/ttkitten/statu…

"I'm going back to bed."

"Hm."

"Stop." x.com/springsambitio…

"No. More. /Hashtags/."

"You really don't want to piss me off, Karen." x.com/springsambitio…

"Then stop using hashtags." x.com/springsambitio…

"Shut up." x.com/smol_ofcl_phil…

"----" Eyes narrow. "I'm not messing around, Karen. Stop. That's your final warning." x.com/springsambitio…

"Fuck you, Franklin." x.com/thirdspiderlad…

"The beautiful 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 , everyone."