"dan and Phil are looking for a third partner who will keep us in time for dental appointments and do small chores" baby that's a personal assistant

me

i love him and his weird little faces

why pastel phil lester look like scott smajor

if you don't make characters pee after sex in your fic i'm going to spend the rest of the story worrying about them getting a UTI

there’s ragebait and then there’s dan and phil playing minecraft

I WAS RIGHT HE'S CONSIDERED IT BEFORE PHIL LESTER YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND

does anyone know what to do

went to the gender store and everybody knew them

HE HIT THE DENTAGON

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS