Dear Trump: If I were a better person, I’d wish for your post-presidency life to be one of sudden moral clarity, humble reflection, or somber remorse. What I truly wish for your post-presidency life is that it be…brief. Fuck you forever, Trump. #TheEndOfAnError #TrumpsLastDay

Got vaxxed today! Easy, fast, safe. Way to go, NYC. Oh, and thanks, scientists! #IGotTheShotNYC #VaxxYourself #COVID19 #CovidVaccine #Moderna

I’ve never hated Tom Brady, because I don’t watch sports & since it seems like people hate him ‘cuz he’s really good at his job. But after finding out he supports Trump, I now hate him a lot, & I hope the team w/the racist name breaks him into small handsome pieces. #SuperBowl

bed bath & beyond: me: what’s the “beyond”? bed bath & beyond:

Changed all of my phone notification sounds to various Michael Barbaro “hm’s”. Feeling thoughtful AF.

Studies have shown that literally every single person who had some shit to say about Simone Biles gets out of breath going up more than 8 stairs.

a new Olympic event where Simone Biles gets to punch her tiny and alarmingly powerful fists clean though every single one of our soft shitty American bodies and wins a bunch of gold medals for it.

Getting a bit of rain in New York City tonight… Gothamist The New York Times New York Daily News

Dear retail workers: When you go “check on something”, should we: A) Follow you to the different part of the store? B) Stand firmly planted to the spot until you come back? C) Linger in the general area, pretending to look at things, so we don’t look impatient? WHICH IS IT‽

About to taste Daring Plant Chicken new #vegan / #plantbased chicken for the first time - pretty excited! #daringfoods

Today, 12/12/21, marks 13 years being vegan, the best decision I've ever made for animals, for the earth, and for my health. Even better, I’ve got a vegan partner & a toddler who's been 100% vegan since birth! (And now he has a kale & radish bowtie of his own!) #Veganniversary

When we find out this was staged, Will Smith is going to win an Emmy for his Oscar’s performance tonight. #Oscars

A movie - but hear me out - Richard Kind is in it, beginning to end.

just imagining myself thriving in a brutal survivalist situation, foraging for food, building shelter, braving the elements, right up until the exact second I run out of my special little daily contact lenses

We were proud to make a LIVING turkey the symbolic “centerpiece” of our all-#vegan Thanksgiving we hosted here in Brooklyn. Meet George, chosen and ‘adopted’ by Milo, our vegan toddler! Thank you for everything you for animals, @farmsanctuary! #VeganThanksgiving #ThanksLiving

Today, 12/12/22, is my 14 year #Veganniversary. Happy to have spent almost half of my life fully vegan on behalf of animals, the environment, and my health. Perhaps this will be the year that this whole ‘protein deficiency’ thing finally kills me? 🤞 #Veganiversary

The Grinch has big incel energy.

well, well, well…looks like that $59.99/month subscription to GoatSpottr is FINALLY paying off.