"It's Sunday, there's a game on, why are we not enjoying a beer?"

"Killing that social life, Murdock. Slaying it, as all the kids say." x.com/sightlessvalor…

// My Frank Castle thirst is high.

"Don't hate what you can't handle."

"Cigarettes and alcohol, gun oil and dried blood. Honey, I'm home."

"Simply unable to formulate any thought worthy of sharing."

"Just give me the vodka without any of the pretty girly stuff."

•Not a new account •Hella lazy writer •Posts gifs rather than solos •Ships like an international dock •Looking for smut •Rarely replies RT?

"I will break you in places you didn't know existed." x.com/gunsandsarcasm…

Snatches the bottle and jabs a finger in his pickled gut. "I'm a huge Archer fan." x.com/gunsandsarcasm…

"Fucker."

"I should add 21+ to my bio now that I said a cuss word."

"And now it's mine." Takes a long drink. "Circle of life and all that." Boops his nose. x.com/gunsandsarcasm…

Presses a gun to his head. An empty gun because she wasn't /that/ bad. Usually. "Do ya wanna go there, buddy?" x.com/gunsandsarcasm…

"I bet it's the prettiest. Now share and maybe I'll not bite your head off." x.com/gunsandsarcasm…

"New day, too early, new orders."

"Funny that a Russian favourites that when I've just been handed a file on another Russian."

|| I have an idea for a bomb-ass solo, dozen of notes and parts already written. But can I collate it all together? I give up.

"Don't speak to me until I have coffee in my belly, or I'll put a bullet in yours."

If Nat responded to every crazy who wandered in demanding to see her, she would be mobbed. Whatever happened to keeping - Dottie Underwood