I basically can't access Ryan and I am annoyed. So hi, first tweet again, lets hope I don't get kicked off of this account.

I've also been locked out of this one twice. It's obvious that twitter loves me.

I'll give a blowjob to the person who's my 100th follower.

Is it me or does "Because I Had You" from Shawn's new album sound like "Love Yourself" by Justin.

Damn, what should I offer for 200 followers? Blowjobs are off the table.

Papa, can you hear me. Do you wanna build a snowman? Totally the same TUNE.

I suck at answering DMs sometimes, just... bear (bare?) with me.

Guess which sucker got his old username back. That's right, it's me.

When I got out of work I planned to buy socks, I bought food, I bought ice cream but guess what I fucking forgot.

How do you do the automatic DM thing?

I have been asked to tweet that I am ZENDAYA. 's Daddy™. Nobody man or woman is allowed to claim her from now on.

I just realised I made a bad grammar mistake in this tweet. x.com/VcncityReynoId…

Since everyone is doing this; buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=wm…

Questions would be nice. curiouscat.me/VcncityReynolds

What's the most embarassing thing your parents have caught you doing? — Masturbating. curiouscat.me/VcncityReynold…

Favorite Canadian, besides yourself? — Avril Lavigne, she's a stunner. curiouscat.me/VcncityReynold…

Favorite male musician? — That's a difficult one, hmm. I'll shamelessly admit to it; Justin Bieber. curiouscat.me/VcncityReynold…

Crisis has been averted. I have my socks. x.com/VcncityReynoId…

Aw I really don't wanna ditch this account but... well. Bye?