Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

When people tell me I'll regret that in the mornin'....I sleep till noon

When your 4 year old accidentally tells THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD that YOU STOLE THE ELECTION FOR DONALD TRUMP Keep in mind this was FOUR HOURS before ANY NEWS OUTLET HAD CALLED THE RACE. So much for “They’ll never know!” Elon Musk. And just so *you* know: WE ALWAYS FUCKING KNEW

Cylo is just Apple TVs adaptation of Fallout🤣

This is gonna be fun🥰 just waiting on graphics and motherboard to arrive.

I’m not a Democrat, but I FULLY approve this message.

Rosie O'Donnell: "I question why the first time in American history a President has won every swing state…and his largest donor is a man who owns and runs the internet."

*Joe Biden cancels student debt* MAGA: "Tyrant!" *Donald Trump says he'll ignore the Constitution and run for a third term* MAGA: "Cry more, libs! Trump derangement syndrome!! 🤣🤣🤣"

Can we get a whole bunch of love for Benjamin? He has been in and out of hospital his whole young life with HLHS (half of a heart). Let’s give him ALL the love and good energy.

MAGA: don’t make LGBTQ your entire identity. Also MAGA:

I had to go unblock elon so I could get the tea🤣 I've got my popcorn ready, let's GO!

Dear America, With all due respect, we’ll pass on becoming your 51st state. Sincerely, Canada 🇨🇦

Fucking evil SOBs. Im filled with more hate, shame, and sadness right now than I have been at any other point in my life. This combined with what we are doing to immigrants is just too fucking much to handle. I never thought my country would disgust me, but here we are.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 Marjorie, let’s talk about “weather control” like adults—or at least like 8th graders in Earth Science who didn’t sleep through the unit on the atmosphere. You're worried about geoengineering and weather modification. Okay, let’s break that down. No, we are **not**

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you.

Hot take. Gerrymandering is not ok when it takes valid population representation away from one particular party. No matter the party it favors. The states population should be represented fairly.

Dear god this app has become a steaming pile of vitriol. Conspiracy theories, lies to separate us, to confuse us. This is insane.

Eric Daugherty Liberals are NOT “mad” about too much gold. They are mad that it looks gaudy as hell and is bad optics for the White House. It’s the result of a very narcissistic and deranged oligarch who currently occupies the space. It looks like this to normal people