— doing?” He asks, not realising he asked the same question twice. He really did miss her dearly, huh?

Snoozing away on the couch.

If his daughter gets a boyfriend, She’d better hope Carlos doesn’t find them doing anything HE doesn’t approve of.

better watch where and what you touch boi x.com/unrivaledspiri…

You’re safe, then. For the time being. Dad is always watching. 👀 x.com/unrivaledspiri…

dO yOu WaNt To KeEp YoUr OpPoSsAbLe ThUmBs ChIlD x.com/unrivaledspiri…

“Whoever kidnapped my daughter, and performed the shootings, I will make sure they get their end of all of this.”

yes hi hello would you like a can of WHOOP ASS x.com/arcanebeliefs/…

“Honey, how many lawyers are you intending to hire...?” [ᴀɴᴀʜɪ]

harharhar you fuckers at the school are doomed. It’s not his choice though, it’s his wife’s.

DUN DUN DUN.

His sister-in-laws are strange bunches.

“Mm-hm. Just hope she doesn’t bring any weirdos back home.”

“What? Since when did spooning count as groping?”

“What—ARIELLA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.” Sweating PROFUSELY.

“What? No—don’t call grandpa! Uhh—it was a thing I did when we were young, okay?! I was a lot less—y’know—mature back then!” He’s really struggling to explain this to Ari.

“I’m sorry, Ariella, that you had to know about this.” Sad, ashamed dad noises.

[ I’m just saying this because I’m a friend. What you don’t know about doesn’t concern you. The word ‘childish’ acts as nothing but another fossil fuel to ignite their frustrations. Please, what you say won’t matter if YOU don’t understand anything they’re dealing with. Stop.] x.com/diamond_dppt/s…

[ Yikes. Now I see the truth behind the red curtain. ] x.com/pleasingaim/st…