"To my unfollowers, I will strive to reexamine my content strategies, and do my best to earn back your follow." NOt. Eat my Fuckin shit

‘Well, They’re Harmless And They Help With Pests,’ Says Man Deciding Against Squashing Cat bit.ly/33Sk1AS

(415): I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes

(509): Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.

Tag someone who needs a copy.

GEMINI ♊: You will never imagine what happens At the restaurant, but you will find me crying in a corner.

PLEASE STOP SHOUTING OVER ME AS I SHARE THE BAD OPINION

YOU ARE CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO DO A THING RIGHT NOW I CAN TELL DO IT PAL TOMORROW ALL YOU LOVE COULD BE BULLDOZED AND TURNED INTO A MALL WHERE LOCAL TEENS GO TO FLIRT

Inspirational quote: You can forgive yourself now Me: I don’t think so

i despise the toilet. id love nothing more than to kick it through the wall and shatter it into 100 shards of wet porcelain. But i need it

trolls: do something productive instead of beatinh your weiners on my page. there are so many birds flying around indoors who need help

I get very tired of myself, but there’s no one else to be

Scientists have discovered what's being described as 'even more fucken water' at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.