Me if i was a t-rex: what meteor

225 days playtime 27 pets 107m strength xp 58k boss kc Curved bone collection log slot obtained ✅

See back in my day id just block and ghost and she'd tell all her friends how small it was

Yeah it is 🥹🥹

Been sleeping like shit and having horrible anxiety for the last few days and it turns out ive been slamming back energy drink mix instead of electrolyte drink mix which is really cool and fun

Playing truth or dare but she wont stop asking why my dad left

If ur not drinking on a spring night with ur hot tatted funny gf are you even living

Using therapy speak to explain to my son's teacher why he always smells like cigarettes

Reminder you can just throw down in the kitchen for no reason

When i was 16 i called my teacher mom and she had me moved to a different classroom #28 Soup at 2.3m xp

The thing about having a full inventory of pets on the hit point and click adventure game old school runescape is it means i am morally better than you

These little elves come out when i sleep but theyre not making shoes theyre pulling on my foreskin

Hey Taco Bell i just finished my dinner and im now violently shitting. What are we gonna do about this?

I lovE my girlfriend !!!

Y'all will sign yama contracts but won't sign into indeed

God i love leagues

Bad bunny probably goes crazy if you hate america

Nobody here knows I have 28 pets on runescape

hii 🎀

I just know Yama got a hammer on him