I'm too good looking to die this young.

The tame elf is down!

Is that all you got?!

Hawke, hang in there! I'll get you out of here!

Water. Pretty exciting, I know.

You wanna piece of me?!

Someone's left a surprise here for us.

Hope this works!

Nobody wander off!

Nothing I'm doing seems to work!

Blondie, I don't mean to sound critical, but have you considered a new line of work?

Dance with me, precious, I'll show you a thing or two!

Blast, I got hit worse than I thought.

So a human, an elf, and a dwarf walk into a bar...

You've killed two-hundred and fifty-four by my last count. Plus about five hundred men, a few dozen giant spiders, and at least two demons.

You know what I love about the Undercity? Absolutely nothing.

Oh, for the love of-! These are my new boots!

Oh, right, the rusty metal spike district! My favorite part of town! Can we leave now?

Ah, I didn't even get their names that time.

Looks like trouble's coming!