The problem with losing a lot of weight? It’s really expensive to replace your entire wardrobe. For crying out loud, it’s $20 per link to even make your watches smaller.

Wayfair: We see you like this headboard. Me: Yeah, it looks nice, and for $150 it’s a pretty good deal. Do you have it for a California King? Wayfair: Sure, that will be $1400.

My thoughts on the golf ball rollback.

He stole my move.

#FinsUp

Joe Flacco would look great in Dolphins colors.

I’m kind of starting to believe “The NFL is scripted” conspiracy, but not gonna lie, Slim Shady vs. Tay Tay would be hilarious.

Just a heads up to about 85% of the people who emailed me in the last week, but you would probably stand a better chance of getting a response if you spelled my first name correctly.

It’s really becoming more difficult to have hope for future generations when you realize how dumb most people are. I just got an email that I should book a tee time at a local course. It snowed last night.

It’s nice to know that the bracket I made for my dog, in which I chose teams based on how annoying their fan bases are, is currently tied at 24.1% correct with Rece Davis and Jay Bilas. Maybe we should be guest hosts of College Gameday next year.

As of this morning, I have officially lost 100 lbs.

EYE DOMINANCE 👁️ Are you R or L eye dominant? Guerin Rife founder of Evnroll Putters putters goes deep on the topic.

Bad enough that I barely slept last night, our dishwasher, which was professionally installed 3 months ago, caught on fire and was shooting out 5-6’ flames. Luckily I was in the kitchen and was able to put out the flames quickly. But if you’re wondering why I hate Fridays….

There really is something odd about having to stay in the same hotel room five days apart. Knowing somebody else was in the room over the last few days because the timer on the microwave was different.

I need to stop asking, “what else can go wrong?” I’m finding out and it’s gone from so bad it made a therapist cry, to so bad it’s laughable and you just accept there’s nothing you can do, to holy shit, you can’t even make that up.

If you’ve ever wondered why I am the way I am, this morning, on a morning I really wanted and needed to sleep, I was awakened by the smoke alarm going off in my hotel. You know, the hotel I’m staying in because my house recently caught on fire.

The weird golf stat nobody ever talks about is that Tiger won the final appearance that Jack made in all four Majors.

Which is the greater accomplishment?

A statement below from Grayson's parents, Eric and Terry Murray. If you are experiencing a mental health crisis, please call the national suicide and crisis lifeline in the United States at 988 or visit their website at 988lifeline.org.